Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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