Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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