STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Randomize
