We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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