someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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