these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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