what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
being pregnant is like rehab
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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