What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i now understand why vodka
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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