singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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