Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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