so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
don't judge my taste in strippers
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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