margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It's just like the Real World with babies
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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