therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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