SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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