Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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