are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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