Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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