Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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