like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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