this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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