so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm at about main and main street
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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