but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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