is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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