How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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