i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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