So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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