party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
People in love make me want to vomit
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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