He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just blew my weed a kiss
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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