? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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