I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
