After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm really busy with my period
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