If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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