She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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