How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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