nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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