The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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