we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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