i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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