This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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