i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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