Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
