just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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