shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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