Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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