This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
ok first of all what the fuck
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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