so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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