Dual....:-)
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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