They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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