Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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