I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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